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Curtis

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Curtis told me to write a post only about him, including his name a bunch of times…so I did. I also included some pictures. Is that enough words?
Curtis enjoys heavy firearms.
Curtis used to have a little duck friend who he cared about more than anything in the world. They even shared cookies in gondolas. But then Curtis lost him. Ok that was mean, Derek just decided that he wanted to live at the Great Wall of China. But really Curtis just lost him.

Curtis doesn’t buy thin cigarettes. He says they are for girls. So he buys cigarettes with red hearts in the filters. Those are for Curtis.

Curtis likes long walks on the beach, and seafood lunches. Especially with dumplings and chao sao bao. Hold the sea cucumber.
Curtis is stupid and can’t read signs very well.

He likes to keep other people’s gardens spic and span.

He likes pandas, but is too cheap to pay to hug a real one.

He might like elephants more than pandas.

Curtis likes to break rules, like climbing over railings on Chinese tour boats to get a better view…of the crowd who didn’t climb the railing.

Curtis really likes shopping for trinkets, especially rings and pipes that he will never buy.
The End.
Addendum from Curtis:
Hello
I have a Job
I hate my Job
I killed a deer
Dressed up as a fullmoon partier
danced
this is wht i did last month. i thought u would want to know for your book.
I miss u like a fat kid misses cake!


Curtis in all his…glory? I wouldn’t call it that.
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